-Gordo's Have Mouths?-
(Gordon)
"Teacher Gordon...."
Gordon turned around and was quite surprised to see one of his old students.
"Falspar? Yeah, what can I help you with?"
"Ummm...well...." The tiny Puffball started to fidget. "Could I ask you a question?"
Gordon nodded. "Sure, what is it? Do you need help with something?"
"N-no, but....." The Puffball looked up and pointed to the Gordo's face. "I was kinda wondering.....how do you talk?"
"Talk?" Gordon didn't understand what he meant. "What do you mean 'How do I talk?' The same way you talk."
"Wait...." Falspar scratched his head in confusion. "You have a mouth?"
"Of course I have a mouth!" He shouted. "How in Nova do you think I eat?!!"
"....You eat?"
Gordon slapped his head. "Yes, Falspar, I ea-"
Before Gordon could finish, something hit the side of his head. Of course, being made of steel and other precious metals, Gordon didn't feel any pain when the object made contact to his skull; tough, he did find it annoying a heck. He looked down and picked up the object.
"A hammer? Oh, no......'
"YO SPIKY!" What are you doing with my student?"
Gordon rolled his eyes and turned his attention to the shouting disturbance on the opposite side of him. "Ramset, you idiot! There are better ways to get my attention than throwing a hammer at my face!"
The Sasuke smirked. "Sorry...." He jumped and snatched the hammer back. "I just wanted to practice my aim."
Ramset walked forward and leaned on his student. "What were you two talking about?"
Gordon looked away from the two. "Something stupid....."
"Ooooh....You mean Bate?"
"No, I don't mean Bate!" He smacked the Sasuke.
"Ow! Hey, I was just joking, chill!" He rubbed his head. "But really, what was it?"
"None of your concern." He mumbled before leaving the pair to head back home.
'I wonder.....' The Gordo thought to himself.
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"Hey, Bate?"
Bate slightly glanced up from the book he was reading and saw Gordon in front of him. "Yeah, what is it?"
"You know I have a mouth, right?"
"A mouth?" He tapped his chin a few times before going back to his book. "That's a strange question to ask. Why? "
"It's important!! Sooooo....?" His voice was filled with anticipation.
"Yeah, I guess so." He shrugged. "Was that all?"
Gordon knew he wasn't really paying attention. He summoned three of his hands and positioned them near the elder.
"Bate, this is important! I need you to pay attention!" He grabbed his book and chucked it out the window.
"HEY! I was reading that!" The Puffball was about to stand up, but Gordon pushed him back down. Bate started to get angry.
"Gordon, let go of me!" He struggled against his grip.
"Not until you answer my question." He looked a his friend. "Please, Bate?"
"Fine, fine! Just get off of me!" He shouted.
Gordon obliged and released the elder from his grip.
"Idiot! Don't ever do that again!"
Gordon flinched. "S-sorry..."
Gordon turned around and was quite surprised to see one of his old students.
"Falspar? Yeah, what can I help you with?"
"Ummm...well...." The tiny Puffball started to fidget. "Could I ask you a question?"
Gordon nodded. "Sure, what is it? Do you need help with something?"
"N-no, but....." The Puffball looked up and pointed to the Gordo's face. "I was kinda wondering.....how do you talk?"
"Talk?" Gordon didn't understand what he meant. "What do you mean 'How do I talk?' The same way you talk."
"Wait...." Falspar scratched his head in confusion. "You have a mouth?"
"Of course I have a mouth!" He shouted. "How in Nova do you think I eat?!!"
"....You eat?"
Gordon slapped his head. "Yes, Falspar, I ea-"
Before Gordon could finish, something hit the side of his head. Of course, being made of steel and other precious metals, Gordon didn't feel any pain when the object made contact to his skull; tough, he did find it annoying a heck. He looked down and picked up the object.
"A hammer? Oh, no......'
"YO SPIKY!" What are you doing with my student?"
Gordon rolled his eyes and turned his attention to the shouting disturbance on the opposite side of him. "Ramset, you idiot! There are better ways to get my attention than throwing a hammer at my face!"
The Sasuke smirked. "Sorry...." He jumped and snatched the hammer back. "I just wanted to practice my aim."
Ramset walked forward and leaned on his student. "What were you two talking about?"
Gordon looked away from the two. "Something stupid....."
"Ooooh....You mean Bate?"
"No, I don't mean Bate!" He smacked the Sasuke.
"Ow! Hey, I was just joking, chill!" He rubbed his head. "But really, what was it?"
"None of your concern." He mumbled before leaving the pair to head back home.
'I wonder.....' The Gordo thought to himself.
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"Hey, Bate?"
Bate slightly glanced up from the book he was reading and saw Gordon in front of him. "Yeah, what is it?"
"You know I have a mouth, right?"
"A mouth?" He tapped his chin a few times before going back to his book. "That's a strange question to ask. Why? "
"It's important!! Sooooo....?" His voice was filled with anticipation.
"Yeah, I guess so." He shrugged. "Was that all?"
Gordon knew he wasn't really paying attention. He summoned three of his hands and positioned them near the elder.
"Bate, this is important! I need you to pay attention!" He grabbed his book and chucked it out the window.
"HEY! I was reading that!" The Puffball was about to stand up, but Gordon pushed him back down. Bate started to get angry.
"Gordon, let go of me!" He struggled against his grip.
"Not until you answer my question." He looked a his friend. "Please, Bate?"
"Fine, fine! Just get off of me!" He shouted.
Gordon obliged and released the elder from his grip.
"Idiot! Don't ever do that again!"
Gordon flinched. "S-sorry..."
-End-
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Interpreted characters created from said species © Rhylem
Interpreted characters created from said species © Rhylem